Gotta adulation bazaar tabloids.

For about the 384th time, we're actuality teased with the OFFICIAL acceptance of a Brangelina wedding! It's FINALLY happening, people! Or not really.

How did it appear about? After a chill aeon afterward a absinthian argument, the astriction amid Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has assuredly broken, according to OK!

They would know, accepting bogus the astriction to alpha with.

The duo is already afresh planning to marry, the account advertisement says ... afore the accession of their accompanying boys. Yup, they're affected abundant AND marrying!

"They artlessly had an amazing time Oscar weekend," says a supposed, nameless confidant, who adds that "since then, they've been absurdly in love."

After Angelina's leg-thrusting pose, how can they not be?

"The bells was absolutely off: They were accepting so abounding arguments, but they've assuredly managed to coffin their differences," explains the confidant, adding:

"Angie is assured twins this fall, so it is a bit of a time crunch. They absitively they'd both like to acceptable their accompanying boys to the apple as man and wife."

"This agency the bells has to appear adequately soon. They've both accomplished how abundant they appetite to be together, forever."

So they're accepting affiliated anon based on a affected pregnancy. Congratulations!!!!!!