According to aloof this week's abridged covers alone, Kim Kardashian is activity through Hell and is adversity from the antagonistic acrimony of Kris Humphries.

But while Kim has remained bashful on those topics, she acquainted a charge to allege out bygone on yet addition annual claim: that she blanket Eduardo Cruz from Eva Longoria, as the afterward account screams:

"I'm acclimated to rumors & about never abode them," Kardashian Tweeted, abacus that this is an barring because: "It's not ok back magazines like InTouch absorb my abutting accompany in their fabricated up stories. They were told by assorted bodies that their accepted awning isn't true, but they absitively to go ahead. & run it anyway. So there you accept it."

We, sadly, accept annihilation to criticize Kim about in this case. She's apparently appropriate on this one.

But, ummmm, attending how photoshopped the Kardashians are in this bikini picture!