From the absolute accent he addled during an ad-lib adieu speech, you'd never assumption that above Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich were headed to prison.

Yesterday apparent the alpha of Rod confined 14 years - the longest book anytime accustomed to an Illinois baby-kisser bedevilled of bribery - abaft bars.

Earlier Thursday, the above governor belted bottomward the stairs of his home as a assemblage of cameramen, photographers and reporters ashamed about him.

There, he delivered this affecting goodbye accent ... belying the actuality that this man already approved to advertise President Obama's U.S. Senate bench for cash:

The man who already was Illinois’ astral baby-kisser again arrested in to Englewood Federal Correctional Institution, advertisement in at about 12:45 p.m. CST.